Golf Tip
From Darren McLoughlin
Golf Professional at Kilcock Golf Club

Golf Pro's Details:
Darren McLoughlin

Contact Details:
086 1713465

Darren's Profile:
Darren is PGA professional for over 15 years.
He is also a qualified sports psychologist
and nutritionist

Darren’s Golf Tip:
Good preparation is the key to good performance
you must make sure you are fully hydrated, warmed up
and mentally relaxed to ensure you reach you optimum
performance on the day

Golf Club Details:
Kilcock Golf Club

Address:
Gallow, Kilcock, Co. Meath

Contact Detail:
01 6287592/01 6284074

Website:
www.kilcockgolfclub.ie

Golf Tips

We will be adding golf tips on a monthly basis from the Pros of our well known Meath Golf Courses.  As its the first month of the launch of www.solheimcupmeath.ie we wanted to start off with some humourous golf quotes and tips.  We hope you enjoy...

Bob Hope

'Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.'

Bob Allen

'The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.'

Harry Tofcano

'I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.'

Dave Hill

'Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.'

And a few one liners...

'Golf is what you play when you're too out of shape to play football.'

'The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

'Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them ? Just in case they had a hole in one.'

Extracted from www.golfjokes.co.uk